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UllapoolUnited Kingdom
(Hometown:
Ullapool)
September 23, 2008
Novelist and lunatic, currently searching the cold and empty void between stars in search of a literary agent. Tired of working in a vacuum, would love to share this hellish nightmare of pen and paper with other likeminded troublemakers.
Have been writing since I was a baby foetus and have every intention of doing so professionally, if only such an opportunity would arise. Ideally I'd like to spread peace and undertanding. Either that or destroy reality. One of those.
Because the shadow government will get you if you don't.
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"'Couched in psychological terror!' That would make a good dustjacket blurb quote for when you get published... My stuff is also fairly contemporary and psychological. I'm putting the 'psycho' back into psychological!..."
"(possibly...)"
"Hi there Michael! Aha, you're not the only one! I also have been trying to come up with a genre to fit my stuff into...."
"Or 'deus ex phonecall... from the gods.' However that might work..."
"Oh and Steve, if the setting is fantastical and phone-less, then you could call it 'The plot-advancing winged messenger of Zeus.' 'Or Hermes strikes again'."
"Polytropes are cybernetic parrots with the enhanced ability to spot inherent flaws in human speech, and recontexualize events from a uniquely parrotian perspective. 'Poly wants a cracker! Oh come on, do parrots really say that?..."
"Indeed TVTropes seems to assume its readers are obsessed with only anime, American animated shows from the early nineties and noting the importance of extremely bad non-canonical fan-fiction about either Twilight or Star Wars...."
"Will be writing it up on the site soon (if I can be bothered - I don't think anyone else has done it yet) and shall stick it on Steve's previous trope discussion for all to peruse and wonder in. Haha!..."
"It's called 'the Plot-Advancing Phonecall' (Or 'What's that? They've found another body?') if anyone's interested...."
